The Angle

The Tailgate: Minnesota Earns Its First Win

by on 5 April 2017

This week, we ask the fans: “Minnesota United FC celebrated its first MLS victory this weekend with a resounding 4-2 win over visiting Real Salt Lake. What’s your take on United’s first win?”

 

“If that’s what Ramirez plays like when he’s spent the week latched to a toilet, he’s going to love this Golden Boot chicken I’m cooking for him.”

Clute Griggly, Coffin Inspector

 

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 “That must have been why those Mormon missionaries came by Sunday to ask if I’d let Christian Ramirez into my heart.”

Skip Gunderson, Pastor’s Chauffeur

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“If we can beat a team ranked dead last in MLS, playing with an interim coach, with three of four starting defenders injured, at home, I think we can beat anybody.”

Thun Yi, Professional Optimist

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“It really showcased our city’s commitment to sustainability when delirious fans lit recycling bins on fire and overturned light rail cars and bicycles.”

Lemon Phillips, Abstract Sandwich Artist

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“I said I wouldn’t bathe until Minnesota won a game and now I’m going to need to come up with another excuse.”

Gregory Whitbread, TSA Groper

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What do YOU think? Tell us in the comments.


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