This week, we ask the fans: “Following the LA Galaxy’s 2-1 defeat of Minnesota United at TCF Bank Stadium, Jelle Van Damme labeled the turf ‘the worst field I ever played on in this league’ while head coach Curt Onalfo suggested the surface was at fault for the injuries his team suffered. What is your take on the criticism of TCF Bank Stadium’s playing surface?”
“Well of course you are going to get injured on a field that was intended for gophers. They are lucky the thing isn’t full of holes.”
Greg Von Bruegher, Dad Joke Writer
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“We’ll see who’s crying when they install a real grass field and you suffer from mild nasal allergies for 90 minutes.”
Faye DuBlac, Game Show Network Executive
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“Exactly, and while we are talking about it, can we address the concrete surface in the men’s room and why it is covered in urine every game? Peeing is one of the easiest things to do.”
Dale Hill, Adult Bookstore Complaint Resolution
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“I don’t know, the referees almost never get injured and they spend half of the game running backward, weaving in and out of players, while their hands are in the air and they are blowing in a whistle. I think it must not be that bad.”
Vidya Araneas, Indiana Jones Rebooter
“I had my doubts about the playing surface when they did the coin toss and the coin shattered when it landed.”
Lisa Lee, Surreal Estate Agent
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What do YOU think? Tell us in the comments.
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