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  • The Tailgate: USSF Announces D2 For NASL And USL

    David Martin

    January 10, 2017
    The Angle
    The Tailgate: USSF Announces D2 For NASL And USL

    This week we ask the fans: “USSF announced on Friday that it would grant provisional Division Two status to both NASL and USL for the 2017 season, following an offseason of turmoil in which NASL seemed close to collapse. What’s your take?”

     

    “So, this is like the time I ‘provisionally’ had my license after my DUI?”

    Venn Reus, Social Media Strategist

     

     

     “Excited to see NASL will be not paying its players at the highest possible level next year.”

    Hojae Wang, Proletariat Food Tester

     

     

    “England only has one second division. Suck it, limeys!”

    Kyle Koecher, Former Child Star

     

     

    “The winner of USL and the winner of NASL should face off at the end of the season to finally know, once and for all, what a half-filled high school football stadium looks like.”

    Wanda Johnson, Newspaper Forecloser

     

    “And I thought MY pyramid was cursed!“

    King Tutankhamun, Amateur Stand Up Comedian
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     What do YOU think? Tell us in the comments.

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    2 responses to “The Tailgate: USSF Announces D2 For NASL And USL”

    1. Etch Avatar
      Etch
      January 10, 2017

      Look like the teams in Florida could start their own D2 league and save lot on travel costs. Orlando, Ft Lauderdale, Tampa Bay, Miami, Jacksonville, David B Miami.
      6 teams is almost a D2 league right.
      It could be sort of like Roller Jam was – all games on TV and played at one of the theme parks. Save even more money that way.

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    2. David Zeller Avatar
      David Zeller
      January 10, 2017

      I love that the Social Media Strategist is a 65 year old Drunk Driver!

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