The Angle

The Tailgate: The Potential Return Of Christian Ramirez

by on 3 January 2017

In our new weekly feature, we ask fans around the grill for their opinions on the latest Minnesota soccer news. This week we ask the fans: “Current rumors suggest the Loons could be on the cusp of signing Christian Ramirez to an MLS contract. What’s your take?”


“I can’t quite think of a way to make this an example of why America needs promotion/relegation, but I’ll grasp at a few straws and have your Twitter feed flooded in a couple of hours.”

Ryan Gustafson, Website Hit Counter



 “Very excited about this move. Ramirez lit up NASL teams so bad most of them defected to other leagues to avoid him.”

Eliana Lopez, Candlestick Tester




“My fortune cookie suggests he will have big luck in a new endeavor if he is deployed as a number 7, 10, 14, 22, or 46.”

Vernon Bruek, Onion Bloomer



30-something-white-woman“Great news. United should be set with a full starting XI in time for the 2018 opener.”

Tashida Roland, Open Mic Host



20-something-white-guy“Ultimately, this is pretty disappointing. How am I supposed to pretend I know all about a foreign signing no one has heard of when we sign someone everyone knows?”

Dylan Retspi, Coal Miner


What do YOU think? Tell us in the comments.

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